Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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