Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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