Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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