remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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