Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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