Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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