took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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