5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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