Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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