I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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