I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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