Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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