Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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