Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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