I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm too high and old for this...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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