I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hippo gnu deer
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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