we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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