Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
420 ftw
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think your dad took our porno
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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