she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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