idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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