I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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