I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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