So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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