I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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