If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It's never too late to be topless.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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