Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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