So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
What drink are we having for lunch?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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