So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
