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I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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