a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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