i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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