what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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