Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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