but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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