When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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