everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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