Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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