Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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