Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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