I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
