Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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