Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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