I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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