Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The air taste purple.
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