Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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