spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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