When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no, he came in my armpit
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He? As in you personified your dick?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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