time to smoke my breakfast
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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