goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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