Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
