thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Randomize
