HIV tests are more positive than that guy
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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