i just wanna soil my oats bro
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
