In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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